yourlocallatinahoe:

Ok, for all my fellow makeup wearing dick-suckers, listen up. Ya’ll might be wondering what kind of setting spray is good enough to keep your makeup intact and is still pretty affordable. Well recently I got to actually try out the Hard Candy Fast and Fabulous Setting Spray, for only $6 at Walmart, that thing keep my eyeliner wings and eyebrows on fleek, my highlight looking bomb af, my contour on point, and my mascara DID NOT RUN AT ALL, after I went absolutely crazy on that pole. Now, all of this happened after partying for four hours straight and I had been sweating like crazy. That setting spray got me looking like a Queen after partying and sucking dick.

If anyone got any suggestions for actual good blowjob proof lipstick or lip gloss, please help a sister out.

I’m weakkkk